All American Asshole

photo portfolio

welcome, losers!

capturing Your ugliness & Stench with my lens

Each photograph I take is a piece of shart that tells an elaborate story. My dull, unimaginative portraits capture your unique essence. I strive to creatively portray each subject in the most immemorable, paltry ways. Some day, your mom's name will be a household name.

my experience

I am a Child

I have the experience of a 7 year old. 

portraitS

Beauty isn't in the eye of the beholder. It's in your pants. See for yourself.